Thursday, 6 September 2012

ME

If you were to look up Daniel Ford in the dictionary you would not find anything. Which is stupid because Dan the man is not someone to be overlooked. Born of a half Mexican, half Canadian heritage he has the speed of a cheetah and the heart of a hero. Trained to play volleyball with no mercy and do math faster then a TI - 84 + graphics Calculator. Some may say Daniel is exceptional in all areas. As a man of such fine tastes it's no surprise he enjoys the simpler parts of life, watching sunsets and long walks on the beach. Only to go home to race through the virtual streets of Los Angeles in adrenaline packed video games! He is a man so complex that not even ErnĂ³ Rubik the inventor or rubiks cubes can figure him out. His very scent attracts women from miles away like sharks smelling blood. Destined to become rich he plans to buy a crimson red 1997 Toyota Supra and drive off into the sunset where he will never be found again.

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